My wife has been peeing too much lately

So I have no idea what kind of freak my wife is but wow.<br><br>My wife peed so much that it literally broke the floor, flooded the bathroom and launched her like 100 feet in the air… If that doesn’t make sense to you good for you because that’s fucked up.<br><br>The only thing I can hear is water running.<br><br>This didn’t start as a weird pee thing. It started as a weird pee and puke thing. Just a few weeks ago, one morning while I was at work. I get a call from my wife that she laid in the bathroom and threw up for a few hours. I’m like what the hell, are you okay? She says yeah, I feel a little better now. I was thinking maybe she has a stomach bug or something so we both head home to check on her. She’s fine but the bathroom… Not so much. The sink is clogged with a bunch of partially digested up food, the toilet is clogged with a bunch of partially digested up food and the floor is covered in a puddle of partially digested up food. I was like what the hell lady, you don’t even drink. She just shrugs and says that she felt sick so she went to the bathroom. I’m like well where did all the food come from, you don’t even eat this stuff. She’s like, I don’t know, I threw up though. I’m like what the hell is wrong with you.<br><br>She’s fine now but that night when I was trying to sleep I hear her running the water for about an hour. I’m thinking to myself, oh god is she going to throw up again. I go to check on her and she tells me she’s fine. She doesn’t throw up though. She just pees the whole time. I’m like what the hell is going on with you. She’s like I’m just a girl with a big bladder okay. I’m like well then get it checked before you literally explode with pee. She’s all like I’m fine I don’t need to go to the doctor. Well, good for you because you exploded with pee anyway.<br><br>A couple weeks has passed since my wife has thrown up a bunch of partially digested up fish into the sink, toilet and floor. We’re in the car driving to work. I hear water running. She’s driving and I hear running water, so I call her at work and ask her if she’s running water, she has to, she’s not actually peeing. She’s like yeah I’m in the women’s bathroom and I’m running water and flushing toilets. I’m like what the hell, for how long? She’s like since I got here, I’m not sure, I’m just trying to drown out the noise of everyone else peeing. I’m like but people are going to think you’re weird, flushing toilets and running water. She’s like I’m a girl with a bladder problem okay. I’m like well then maybe get it checked.<br><br>I go home early from work because I hear her running water at home. I walk into the bathroom and holy shit. The floor is split down the middle. Water is flooding, the ceiling below is flooded, she’s gone. I didn’t find out what happened to her until later. She said she was sitting on the toilet, the floor cracked, she flew in the air like a fucking superhero, landed on the roof of our house and she was fine. Just sore.<br><br>No lie.