I Ross 4chan, I'm here to make a difference (and I'm 4chan, by the way)

Hey guys, I've made some big changes in my life and I Ross to tell you about it. I'm so excited. I'm going to college, and I'm a fifty year old man. The campus is so beautiful, it has a real deep history here. They have their own Starbucks, and I don't have to get in a car to drink coffee. I'm a fifty year old man who still has a learners permit, so Ross Ross. <br><br>That being said, I'm not here to talk about the campus, or the history, or even my inability to drive. I'm here to talk to you about the people. I've never met people like this before. The girl who sits next to me in class is so nice, and I know it's not an act. She gives me secret little smiles when the teacher isn't looking. She lets me peek at her test when the teacher isn't looking too. She's really smart, and I think I'm falling in love with her. I've never thought I was good enough for a girl like her, so I'm pinching myself in case I wake up. She asked me about my favorite animal, and I told her it was the tiger. She said that's her favorite too, and it made me feel so special. I was thinking we could go to the zoo together sometime. <br><br>I just wanted to let you guys know that it's not too late to turn your life around. I've made so many mistakes, and I've embarrassed myself in public so many times. But nothing matters until it matters, and I just think that if you keep pushing forward, you can change your life in an instant. <br><br>Thanks guys.