Dear Christian Men: God wants you to be a Brutal Automated Laser Guided Killing Machine

If he didn't want you to be a brutal killing machine, he would have never allowed you to choose materialism and hedonism. But since he gave you the ability to choose for good or for evil, he obviously wants you to protect yourself by focusing on your own survival and self-improvement, as we can see clearly from 1 Timothy 5:8:<br><br>"But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel."<br><br>The context here is children, but it also applies to yourself, as you really can't show other people how to survive the apocalypse if you can't even do it yourself.<br><br>The reason God doesn't want you to be a pussy is because he wants you to be a brutal automated laser guided killing machine. God has never changed, he is the "same today, yesterday, and forever" as we read in Hebrews 13:8.<br><br>God has always wanted men to be brutal killing machines, as we read in the Old Testament:<br><br>"He hath made my mouth like a sharp sword; in the shadow of his hand hath he hid me, and made me a polished shaft; in his quiver hath he hid me;" - Isaiah 49:2<br><br>"And he hath made my words and my wisdom justice the Lord." - Isaiah 49:10<br><br>The New Testament also calls Jesus a brutal killing machine. Revelation 1:16 says:<br><br>"And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp two edged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength."<br><br>Thus the Bible makes it clear that every man should be a brutal killing machine, or a "sharp two edged sword", which is why it also says:<br><br>"For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart." - Hebrews 4:12<br><br>That's why the Bible has so many verses about how men should use their intellect to survive and thrive in the apocalypse, such as Matthew 10:16, in which Jesus said:<br><br>"Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves."<br><br>The Bible is clear: you must be wise, intelligent, and harmless, like a snake.