Worst thing that's ever happened to you while shoplifting?

Did the old "have them throw some booze on top without scanning it" trick at Walmart and they caught the bitch and she's complaining loudly and the manager is coming to scan the shit and there's some dude that's clearly a vet or something and he limps up to the counter and has a service dog in one of those little vests and this dog is clearly not trained at all it's a fucking mutt and this guy says to my bitch cashier to give him a fucking bottle of crown and start the cameras record or else his service dog is gonna make a mess on the floor, the bitch starts to talk back and the dog starts to growl a little and the manager is about to call mall security and the bitch gets too scared so she gives him the bottle and runs away with her service dog and the manager started to call the cops and the bitch calls back and says the cops better not show up and the manager hangs up and calls again and the bitch says if you call the cops I'll tell them that you touched me inappropriately because I'm underage and the manager got mad and got off the phone and left the store, so in the end my bitch and I both got our free liquor and the bitch that was gonna turn me in got fired.