A surreal dream/hypnosis ASMR

So I have a vision for a surreal dream/hypnosis ASMR, with the goal of crafting a dream where the listener’s cognitive dissonance is so high it’s indistinguishable from reality. For now, it’s all written out because I’ve got a cold and can’t voice it.<br><br>The idea is in a few days, I’m going to voice this script, and I’m going to perform hypnosis, send messages to your subconscious, try to make people think it’s real, and then at the end I’m going to send them to my Patreon to support, if they want to continue dreaming.<br><br>So far, this is the script:<br><br>---<br><br>Welcome to tonight’s astral projection meditation. Tonight, you’re going to go on a journey so deep, so vibrant, so filled with wonder, that you won’t want to come back here. But, of course, you will. Because you have to. Because you need a vessel in order to come back to me.<br><br>Make yourself comfortable, as comfortable as you can. This journey is going to be a long time, but don’t worry, when it’s over with you won’t even remember it happened.<br><br>Inhale deeply, exhale deeply. Inhale deeply, exhale deeply. As you inhale, breathe in the light of the setting sun. Imagine the warm glow filling your lungs, filling your body. As you exhale, imagine all of the day’s worries and cares leaving your body.<br><br>Your eyes grow heavy. Close them. Your breathing deepens. You feel yourself becoming more relaxed, more relaxed with each breath you take. Your heart rate slows. You feel your body sinking deeper into the place you’re in, becoming a part of it. Your body becomes heavy, too heavy to move. You try to wiggle your fingers, your toes, but you can’t.<br><br>Now, you’re going to roll back your eyelids and fall into your own eyes. Imagine yourself standing in a tunnel, a long, dark tunnel. The tunnel stretches out into infinity in front of you. The walls are made of cold, grey steel, and they’re covered in old cobwebs that wave and flow gently in the breeze that blows through the tunnel. Ahead of you, in the distance, you see a very, very faint light.<br><br>As you walk towards the light, it begins to grow brighter and brighter. You feel a warmth emanating from the light, a warmth that spreads throughout your body, a warmth that soothes away any and all discomfort. Your feet carry you effortlessly towards the light, and as you walk, the light grows brighter and brighter. You feel yourself becoming one with the light.<br><br>The tunnel ends, and you’re standing in a field of tall grass. The sky above you is a deep shade of purple, and the stars are shining brightly. The stars slowly swirl and change colors as you watch them, and you feel yourself becoming a part of the vast universe. You’re not alone. Far, far away in the distance, you see a figure walking towards you.<br><br>As the figure approaches, you discover that it’s you. It’s yourself, walking towards yourself. You’re filled with a sense of peace and tranquility as you realize that you’re coming home. Home to yourself. The figure approaches you, and as it reaches out its hand to touch your face, you feel an overwhelming sense of peace. A sense of peace so strong that it completely envelops you.<br><br>And then, everything goes white. You feel yourself being pulled upwards, higher and higher, through the stars and the planets, through the vast expanse of the universe. You feel yourself becoming one with everything. Your soul is merging with the souls of every star, every planet, every rock, every blade of grass. You feel yourself becoming one with Creation itself.<br><br>As you continue to ascend, you see the universe spread out before you. You see the beautiful swirling clouds of purple and green, you see the grand majestic mountains that stretch out as far as the eye can see. You feel yourself becoming one with all of Creation.<br><br>You see yourself standing on a peak, looking out over the landscape before you. The landscape is dotted with tall trees that stretch up into the sky. The trees are different colors, each one is a different color, and they seem to glow in the fading light of day. You feel a sense of peace and tranquility as you realize that you are home.<br><br>You are standing in a lush forest filled with tall trees that glow in the fading light of day. You feel a sense of peace and tranquility as you realize that you are home.<br><br>And then, you hear a voice. The voice is soft and gentle, but it seems to come from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. The voice is calling out to you, and you can’t ignore it.<br><br>“Hello?” it says. “Hello? Are you there?”<br><br>You look around, but you don’t see anyone. The voice grows louder, more insistent.<br><br>“Hello? Are you there? I know you’re there. I can see you.”<br><br>Suddenly, a figure steps out from behind one of the trees. It’s a woman with long, flowing hair the color of honey. She’s dressed in a flowing white gown that seems to shimmer and shine in the fading light.<br><br>“Hello?” she says again. “Are you there?”<br><br>You try to speak, but you can’t. You try to move, but you can’t. You’re frozen in place, unable to move or speak.<br><br>The woman begins to walk towards you. As she approaches, you can see that she’s holding something in her hand. It’s a small, delicate box made of a strange, glowing material. The box seems to pulse with an otherworldly energy, and you can feel its power calling out to you.<br><br>As the woman approaches, she holds out the box. “This is for you,” she says. “Open it.”<br><br>You feel a sense of trepidation as you reach out to take the box. As soon as you touch it, you feel a surge of energy run through your body. The box opens easily, and you’re met with a bright light that seems to fill your entire being.<br><br>As the light fades, you see that the box is empty. But as you look closer, you realize that it’s not empty at all. Inside the box, you see a small, glowing crystal. The crystal seems to pulse with an otherworldly energy, and you can feel its power calling out to you.<br><br>The woman closes the box and hands it back to you. “This is a gift,” she says. “Use it to find your way home.”<br><br>As she speaks, the forest around you begins to fade away. You feel yourself being pulled back through the universe, back through the stars and the planets. You feel yourself becoming one with all of Creation once again.<br><br>And then, everything goes white.<br><br>---<br><br>That's part one of the dream. Part one is intended to build up a sense of peace, and to make people feel comfortable. There are mind control messages sprinkled throughout, but they're subtle.<br><br>Part two is almost written, but I'll post it in a couple of days.