If you discovered a woman you were dating was a gold digger, how would you get revenge?

I'm curious on how you would be petty if you discovered a girl you were dating was a gold digger. Everyone can play armchair here, and I'll go first. I would spend a shit ton of money on her with a credit card that has a high spending limit, PNC. Let it almost go over, then pay it off a day before the payment is due, just to make it look like I spent a lot, when in reality, I didn't spend much on her at all.