What the hell did he just say?

So the live stream just started and he’s talking about telling this story before. I go on the golf course and get in front of a bunch of illegal immigrants. Now I speak perfect English, I don’t even have an accent. Why are illegal immigrants my caddies? I guess that point was not important. <br><br>He then goes to this group of guys, who by the way don’t have clubs. Why did this group of guys not have clubs at a golf course? I’m just here for the caddies. <br><br>He tells someone to declare war on China. Why? Are they on the golf course or not? Did they go into the clubhouse to get the clubs? Who was he talking to? <br><br>I’m just so confused. I thought he could only do two things well, play cards and golf?