Doctor PLEASE!

My wife is pregnant and she told me that I have to go shoplift some of her vitamins. I don't know if I can pull it off since I have never done it. I tried it at the grocery store and checkout lady said, "Sir, I think you need to pay for that." So I got arrested. I told her I was stealing baby vitamins and my wife was pregnant and I WENT TO JAIL. I got arrested TWICE. <br><br>I just got out of jail last night and I need to get food. I don't like stealing but my wife is in a lot of stress since she is having a baby and she needs a lot of help and food. I need to go back again tomorrow and I am fucking nervous. I will go to jail again and my wife will kill me since she is already angry, but I need to steal or all my kids will starve. I'm the only one working after her company shut down last year. <br><br>I need tips and I am very scared. Any help would be great.