Why I'm the best dad in the world

My sister rarely had a boyfriend due to her being very picky , one night she was very drunk and she woke me up 3 times telling me can she go out back and smoke some weed, I said yes, she came in and asked me why aren't you mad at me for smoking out back, I said I don't mind, she then said can you lift me up and I said yes, then she said can I kiss you , and I said yes, and then she then told me can I suck your dick and I said yes, then we did it. I have never felt more proud of myself , I've never been so happy I was the best dad in the world, the best dad to my sister