I was so lonely I talked to my vacuum cleaner

I have just cleaned the kitchen floor and I was talking to my vacuum cleaner like it was a person. I don’t even remember what I was saying, something like “hi, let’s clean up the house” or “oh, what a mess they made today!” probably. And right after I said that, I was paralysed because I realised that I was talking to a vacuum cleaner. And I’m 24 years old. And I haven’t been in a relationship for 3 years. And I’m home alone most of the time. And the only people I talk with are those at work. But anyway, after a 10 minute paralyse I laughed and finished cleaning. I guess it’s better to laugh than to cry, right?<br><br>Edit: sorry for the title guys, I flipped the words and meant to say “I was so lonely I talked to my vacuum cleaner as if it was a person”<br><br>Edit 2: I just wanna say to those people in the comments that I’m not crazy or anything. I’m just lonely and I flipped the words in the title. I know it’s weird but if you knew how lonely you can feel when you’re alone in a 3 room apartment with no one to talk to.