My favourite productivity tool is called a "husband." How do you use yours?

Mine is the glue that holds our household together. He is great at multitasking too, and can make a bottle, discipline a kid, and fold a load of laundry all at the same time. This is my first husband, and I will admit I was a bit skeptical at first, but I can't recommend enough getting one if you can manage it. Some of you may have other things you also like to do in your day, but I can't recommend enough the pure joy of having a husband with you.