Pour one out for the store that fired me for shoplifting

I used to work behind the-register at a store.<br><br>One day, store management was short-staffed.<br><br>And I was "voluntold" that I had to work that day.<br><br>To punish me for not showing up, they docked me an extra day's worth of pay.<br><br>Later that day, management decided to get even *more* lazy.<br><br>This time, it was my bad luck to be assigned to restock the soda.<br><br>The soda fridge was behind the employee door.<br><br>And the employees didn't bother to lock it.<br><br>Every shift, I would sneak a soda on my way out to restock them.<br><br>It was my little way of getting back at them for docking my pay.<br><br>I always made sure to drink it on my lunch break.<br><br>And never told anyone else what I was doing.<br><br>Continuing on, a few weeks later, I'm about to have my review.<br><br>And I just don't want to be there anymore.<br><br>So, at the end of my shift, I steal every single soda.<br><br>I even enlisted the help of my co-workers in my heist.<br><br>It was quite the scene, with a whole crew of people secretly lugging soda out the employee door.<br><br>All of us laughing and drinking free soda.<br><br>I never went back to that shift again.<br><br>And I never got caught.<br><br>That's it.<br><br>That's the story.<br><br>Edit: Wow, this blew up.<br><br>Thanks for all the up-votes, everyone.