Don't let it happen to you

So I woke up earlier today and was browsing through my Facebook. And what did I see? Nothing but posts of people freaking out about the seed bugs. And I couldn't help but notice that all the people freaking out were in the east coast. Now, I know what you're thinking. Why should I care? But from my years of experience, I believe that it's important to help our fellow Americans. So time to gather your flashlights and kill them motherfuckers before it's too late. Before you know it, they will crawl into your ears and feast on your brain. So don't let it happen to you. Kill those bugs before it's too late.