Western conifer seed bugs are officially the most annoying thing I’ve encountered in my entire life and I’m 75.

I don’t lie about bugs. I love all creatures on this planet. I work at a nature preserve and I’ve encountered countless bugs, spiders, mice, snakes, deer, and even a few bears. I’ve never lost my cool. I’ve always been completely calm and kind. <br><br>What do Western conifer seed bugs make me do? They make me shriek like a child and jump around like an idiot every time I see them. I can’t stand them! They are honestly the most annoying creatures I have ever laid eyes on. They’re smelly, they poop everywhere, and they’re everywhere already at the end of September. I can’t deal with them!<br><br>I don’t care if people say they don’t bite. What if they do?! What if I’m the one they bite! I don’t even care. I don’t care about anything when I see those brown, flat, stinky bugs. I lose my mind!<br><br>I have been Googling their natural predators and I am going to go out and buy them and set them loose in my house tomorrow. Nothing else will make me feel better. I will rage until they are gone in the Spring. <br><br>If you’re a Western conifer seed bug, you are the most annoying bug in all of the lands and I hate you. I never have, and never will, hate a creature more than I hate you.