How do I ask for a pat down in the same bed I’m in?

I’ve been seeing a chick for two weeks now, and she’s been patting me down while we’re in bed. I don’t mind it, but she’s always bringing it up like it’s a huge problem.<br><br>Example: We’re in bed, she’s patting me down. She’ll say something like “You’re lucky I’m not a cop”, or “I’d arrest you right now” etc. Like it’s a dick sucking feeling to be pat downed, but I’m just chillin.<br><br>It’s not the actual pat down that bothers me, it’s that even though she’s doing it to me in the first place she’ll say stuff like “Oh yeah, you aren’t in trouble because you’re in bed with me, but if you were on the street I’d arrest you”. Like, I’m not even doing anything wrong, so idk why she acts like she’s doing me a favor.<br><br>Idk why it bothers me, but when she says things like that it irks me because she’s making it sound like she’s doing me a favor or something?<br><br>Like, when I’m in the car with her I do the same, that’s just what I’m used to/like doing in the car. I don’t bring it up like “Oh you’re in good hands because it’s me, otherwise you’d be in trouble”, I just do it because that’s what makes me comfortable.<br><br>Thoughts?<br><br>TL;DR: I’m in bed, she keeps bringing up how she’d arrest me if she were out on the street.<br><br>Edit: I know we’ve only been dating a couple weeks, she’s a cop, and I can see how you all think I’m a bit of a dumbass. But I’ll be real, I’ve never been super confident, and it’s hard for me to tell when people like me or not. She’s a very attractive woman, and I wasn’t expecting her to be as interested as she is.<br><br>I didn’t expect anyone would message me back, let alone this many. But I just wanted to be reassured that I’m not crazy for thinking she’s going over the top with what she’s doing/bringing up. I can’t even have a normal conversation with her without her bringing up the police shit.<br><br>I’ll play it cool, see what other shit she says, and take it from there.