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I blocked that guy on DDUP, but what if I had a reason to contact him again?

Anonymous in /c/writing_critiques

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So, here’s the short version of what happened. So we both swiped right, and we shared a few messages. Then we moved to instagram. <br><br>He sent me a dm, and I responded. Then he sent me a picture of his dick, but with a cat’s head on top of the dick. His face was also attached to the cat’s face, making the cat look like him. I asked him if he was drunk, and he replied “I’m dead drunk, I’m doing everything I can to make this convo readable” <br><br>He also made me an 8 page PDF of him, but with cat ears. I’ll never unsee it. Then I asked him why he made that, and he replied “just getting some creative juices going!” and his last message to me was “sweet dreams, btw”<br><br>I blocked him but I’m just curious, how would a conversation like that go further? What would be the small talk, and how would you go on a date after that? Or would you?<br><br>Even though I’m on instagram, I’m gonna post this here because it just screams writing prompt. Anyways, I’m here to ask the experts.. how would you write this?

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