My personal strategy to shoplift

I have been shoplifting for a few months now, and have never been caught. This is how I personally do it. Please note, I am not responsible for any actions you may take and do not condone shoplifting. You know the risks and should not come crying to me if you get caught.<br><br>I have never stolen anything expensive. I have mostly stolen small items like KCL chips and candy. I am 14 and do it with my group of friends. I am not caught yet. Please note this is fake and if you are caught, do not mention me. This is just here for the fun. The fake guide is below.<br><br>\*\*<br><br># The Real Guide<br><br>To be clear, this guide is very vague. This is so I don’t incriminate myself. I have been doing this for a few months now, and have never been caught. What I do is steal a candy bar of chips, and store it in my pocket. Before I steal anything, I check to see if there are cameras near. This is to make sure I have the minimal risk of being caught. I usually only steal from small convenience stores or pharmacies. Never a Walmart or Target. This is because the security is much tighter. Also, I never steal anything expensive. If I steal, it is something like chips or candy. Never a t-shirt or a laptop. I also never steal 10 items at a time. I steal 2 max. This is because if I get caught, they will be more lenient to me. This may be completely different for you. If you get caught and tell them you saw the guide, I will just say you typed a random word in r/random. I am not responsible for your actions. If you want to shoplift, that is on you. I will not be blamed. Also, if your worried about getting caught, then don’t do it. I have been doing this for a long time and I know I personally can do it. If you don’t, then don’t. Don’t come crying to me if you get caught. I warned you.<br><br>\*\*<br><br>The next update will be a guide on how to get out of a ticket. Make sure to check in. And don’t forget to like and subscribe. See you next time!<br><br>\*\*<br><br># The Legal Disclaimers<br><br>This is purely fictional. I do not condone, nor do I suggest shoplifting. This is just for the fun. If you get caught, that is not on me. This is purely fictional. I do not condone shoplifting. This is for entertainment purposes. I am not responsible for any actions you may take.