It should be illegal to play the guitar on your front porch and in public

So many entitled pick wiggers just strumming “blackbird” in the middle of the goddam street. Why can’t you go to your room and strum or go to an auditorium. I don’t want to hear you play the guitar when I’m driving or trying to eat a cheeseburger, it’s rude and inconsiderate. ｉｓ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｏｃａｌ ｇｕｉｔａｒ ｈｅｒｏ？