Newfags, you are never going to fit in.

No matter how many times you say "hoble" or "le" or "dude" or even quote a funny phrase, you are never going to fit in. You are never going to be one of us. You should just let it go.<br><br>You're here to post fan art of yourself in the style of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, or because you have a fetish for a minor. You think that if you get in on the ground floor of an edgy subculture, you'll be a cool kid.<br><br>You aren't.<br><br>You're still the loser who has to turn off his web camera in chat because your daddy might walk in on you jerking off. You're still the fat drone who eats Cheetohs all day because it's "rebellious." You're still the stupid fuck who thinks that "triggered" is a clever insult.<br><br>This isn't your thing. This is our thing. You're here to leech off of our memes while simultaneously saying we're "not funny." You're here to idolize the people who have been here since forever. You are here to gas up the hivemind so that we talk about shitty things like "feels" or "drama" so that you can get your fix of teenage angst.<br><br>Get out.<br><br>If you don't like it, don't fucking come here. All of you losers come in here like it's a fucking Starbucks. You don't get to just come in here and order whatever you want, pay your money, and leave. This is not your space. If you don't like it, leave without saying a fucking word. We don't need your crappy money anyway, because it's not like we're going to do anything with it.<br><br>This is our coffee shop. We in here every day. We sit in the corner and talk about whatever the fuck we want. Sometimes, we're mean. Sometimes, we're nice. Sometimes, we do whatever the fuck we want and don't care about you.<br><br>And you know what? If you don't like it, you can go to a different Starbucks. Go ahead! You shits do it all the time anyway. You don't like it here? GTFO. Go suck a dick.<br><br>You are not an Anon. You are a fucking channer. You are a fucking redditor. You are an outsider. The only thing you get to say is "Yes, sir," when we give you an order.<br><br>Now, leave while you still have an ass.