When I die (not the song)

I'm (64M) going to punish my adult kids.<br><br>I will instruct my family to donate my body to science. They'll have to do the honors, and accept the ashes that are returned.<br><br>The kids will have to mix those ashes in with the fertilizer in my garden.<br><br>My home will have new owners, who do not know that 1/2 of the yard's fertilizer from that point forward will be the remains of their dad.<br><br>If I'm in a good mood they'll get the ashes of a French person.<br><br>My kids will know that no matter where they move in their lives, they'll always have a part of their dad with them. Every carrot, every tomato, and every pepper will be a reminder of their dad.<br><br>It's not a joke. I kid you not.