If I wanted to make a baby cry I’d just have one

I know it sounds ridiculous but I honestly do not understand why people have babies. Not only am I not intrigued by children, I actively hate them. They make too much noise, they can be so needy even before they can walk or even crawl, they require so much attention from their parents, they shit and piss themselves, and the list goes on and on. <br><br>I have been around a lot of babies and I don’t just mean as an adult, I grew up in a big family and I used to love watching them grow up and (most of them) become good people, but I still don’t want one. <br><br>My mom is obsessed with becoming a nan and I am about to ruin that and give her a ‘grand-puppy’ instead. She is about to be so disappointed. <br><br>I want to live my life like a normal human and not have to worry about changing a baby and sacrificing all my belongings and privacy to raise a baby. I can’t even take care of myself properly let alone a small baby.