I love to sit on my wife's stomach.

"Come sit on my lap."<br><br>"Oh, I'm too fat."<br><br>"No, you're perfect. You just sit on my lap and take a load off and I'll give you a hug."<br><br>"Okay. I know I'm heavy though."<br><br>"I know you're heavy, that's why I want you to sit on my lap. I'm a bear, I love to hug and watch TV and sit on the floor with great big beautiful women."<br><br>"You're my big strong, burly bear, aren't you?"<br><br>"Yes, and you're the big, beautiful woman who makes my life complete."<br><br>"I'm so lucky to have found you."<br><br>"I've been waiting my whole life for you."<br><br>*pressures lips on my wife's*<br><br>"I love you."<br><br>"I love you, too."<br><br>*plops onto my wife's stomach*<br><br>"I swear, you're the only guy I've ever known who likes to sit on a girl's stomach."<br><br>"That's because I'm not a *guy*, I'm a bear. I'm designed to hug and do everything I can to make my wife happy."<br><br>"You succeeded."<br><br>"That's what bears do."<br><br>"When are you going to start walking on your hind legs?"<br><br>"I'll walk on my hind legs when I can see your ass jiggle when you walk."<br><br>"You're so fucked up."<br><br>"I know. And you love me that way."