If you're going to ask me for drugs, I'm going to ask you for money

&#x200B;<br><br>If you don't want to risk putting your hands deep in a bikie's pockets to rummage around for a baggy and accidentally grab his soggy cock and balls in the process, don't ask a bikie if he's got drugs. <br><br>Even if you DO want to cop a feel of a bikie's soggy cock and balls, don't do it on purpose, you're not that kind of guy. <br><br>And if you DO happen to put your hands deep in a bikie's pocket and you accidentally happen to feel a soggy cock and balls, pretend it didn't happen. <br><br>And for *fuck's* sake, don't ask bikies if they've got drugs. They don't like it. <br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>edit: if you're in Melbourne and you want to cop a feel of a bikie's soggy peen stop by the Corner hotel on a Tuesday night and ask one if he's got drugs. I'll be the one who's already grabbed the soggy peen by the roots and is squeezing it as hard as I can until the bikie cries. <br><br>&#x200B;