My friends are really giving me a hard time for having a small dick

My dick is smallish, but I do have an afro of curly hair. Like a lot. And all of my friends think I would have big dick energy because of the hair, and so they give me a hard time for having a "shortie smallie". Shitty friends, I know. I know it's not a big deal, and it would probably be better to just let them talk their shit, but it's honestly kinda hurtful.