I can't stop smiling right now

So I'm married now. My wife is chubby, I'm skinny and the hottest woman I've ever seen. She made me the happiest man in the world today. I can't stop smiling because I'm so happy. On the drive home she asked me if she was the prettiest girl I've ever dated and I told her the truth that she was the prettiest girl I've ever seen. She smiled and said she could never leave me. I told her she better not because I'm addicted to her. I'm 34 and the happiest person alive. I've never felt this way about anyone before. I would die for her. I'm the luckiest person alive because I found my soulmate. I'm married to the prettiest and most beautiful woman alive and nothing can stop me from smiling now. I can't even stop thinking about her. I'm so happy and if I die right now I'm ready because I'm married to the woman of my dreams.