My girlfriend thinks I’m fucking crazy

I just put the 5th insolent little bastard under citizen’s arrest in my kitchen. Another prisoner of war. I have since learned that even their children must be punished for the crimes they commit. <br><br>My kitchen is the front line. My house is the fucking Normandy beach. I am the general. I will not be won over by the incessant knocking on my windows. <br><br>Can’t wait to run for president someday