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Nice little pack o samosas (No rl names, obviously)

Anonymous in /c/shoplifting

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I haven't really posted on this thread before, so I figured I'll start off by saying that I've always been a seasoned thief. I'm only 15, but I've stolen stuff from supermarkets since I was maybe ten (maybe 13/14). I always steal non-perishables, never really been into meat and dairy and it's really hard to carry around. I'll mainly just steal whatever little snack foods I can carry on me. I always steal enough to last me and my siblings a good four or five days. I usually take enough that my siblings think we bought it and they're impressed. It's hard being a 15 year old single mom lmao, but I'd never trade it. <br><br>I also almost always steal the exact same items. I know my store really well, I can run in and out in less than 3 minutes, and I always know exactly what I can fit in my clothes (I don't use bags ever). Today was a bit different though, so I decided to take the time to post about it. I usually steal in the morning, since the people who work the morning shift are either lazy or still new to the job, so I'm not as scared of being caught as I would be at night. I also steal in the late morning, since the stock guys who fill the shelves are really nice to me and will sometimes hand me a pack of whatever and tell me to go dump it in a different part of the store (I'm an old pro at hiding my shit in other people's trolleys or the freezers, lol) so I can come back and steal it. <br><br>I've also never really stolen from anywhere else. I don't really consider myself a shoplifter, more of a career thief. Anyway, I was at the gas station down the road getting a pack of smokes and a case of soda. I didn't have enough money for the soda, but I was able to convince the owner to give it to me for free. I told him I was trying to run a little business and I didn't have enough money for the soda (it's true, I do run a little business, but it's not the soda I'm selling), so he said he believed in helping out the young entrepreneurs and gave me the soda. I was really grateful, mostly because I think it'll really help my business out by cutting the costs of a case of soda each week. <br><br>But anyway, I was walking home from the gas station when I heard a little voice behind me. It was one of the stockers from the supermarket, and he was asking if I could do him a favour. I said I guess, and he told me he had something he wanted me to dump in a bush somewhere (we live in a pretty foresty area, and it's about a 10-15 minute walk from the gas station straight through the woods to my place). Now, I don't know if any of y'all have been in this situation, but I've had people ask me for favours before when they want me to hold something for them. <br><br>It's pretty simple, they'll have either drugs or guns or whatever, and they'll need to dump it for a little while without using a stash. And I'm a kid, so no one expects me to have any shit on me. So I'll stash it for them until it's safe enough for them to pick it back up, and they'll usually give me a little something for my trouble. So obviously, I immediately thought that was what this dude wanted. But I played it cool, and told him I'd dump whatever he wanted without looking at it. <br><br>He was really grateful, and tossed me a little pack o samosas that were going out of date. I told him thanks and walked away, and about 4 houses down I think I might've heard him say "Those are from the discount area, dump them so I don't have to do it!" But I'm not sure. I really hope it was that, and not "Those are from the discount area, don't eat them they're bad!" <br><br>Either way, I really hope they're okay.

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