A man is wandering around a MOAB bunker when he found a hidden room deep in the bunker with a bizarre sign above the door.

A man was wandering around the bunker one day, looking at all the old nukes until he stumbled across a room he hadn't seen before. It was deep in the bunker so he had to walk a bit to get back to it. As he walked he wondered what could be in that room and what made it so important to lock it away from the rest of the bunker in the middle of no were. If anything it should be closer to the main room instead of its own private wing.<br><br>As he approached the door he saw a sign above the door that read "Do not enter, project blueberry." The man who's name was Jack stopped in front of the door and stared at it. What was project blueberry? Was it a nuke? No, the door didn't look like a place you would store a nuke. So then what was it and what made this place so important that it was locked away and marked with a no entry sign.<br><br>Jack who was a pretty curious guy decided to see what was in there. So he opened the door and stepped in. The room was fairly big and there were pictures of fruit everywhere. Jack stopped and stared cause he was confused. why were there pictures of random fruit all over. Some were just random fruit and others were fruit with bite marks in them.<br><br>Jack didn't understand the significance of the pictures that is until he saw the blueberry. It was fairly big and had a bite taken out of it. There were also two red spots on it with a red string coming out of them. Jack was completely lost now. He had no idea what this place was or what the fruit was for.<br><br>"What is this place?" Jack asked out loud.<br><br>"How did you get in here?" A voice said from the side of the room.<br><br>Jack jumped and slowly backed away from a man in a white lab coat.<br><br>"I'm sorry, I should have announced myself. I'm doctor reginald and this is my research facility for blueberry."<br><br>"What do you mean blueberry?"<br><br>"Well you see this is a test to see how long it takes for someone to find out about blueberry. We started with an apple and the first person found it in 2 days, but now it's 14 days and no one found the blueberry.<br><br>"But what's the point?"<br><br>"We need to know how long it takes for someone to find something that's hidden in plain sight. But it looks like its time to terminate the test."<br><br>"With what?"<br><br>"With the blueberry of course. its the only fruit that's real, everything else is fake."<br><br>"What's in the blueberry that makes it so dangerous?"<br><br>"Its not what's in it, its what's on it. you see the venom this thing puts out isn't enough to kill a human at least not right away so we have to help it along. we injected this thing with a poison and combined it with the venom and now this thing is deadly. So we need to watch and see how long it takes for the poison to kill you."<br><br>Jack started to back away and doctor reginald pulled out a gun.<br><br>"I'm afraid you're not going anywhere. you can't touch the blueberry though so its best if you just sit down and wait cause there's nothing you can do to stop it from killing you. Now its just a waiting game to see how long it takes to kill you."<br><br>Jack fell to the ground in pain and cried out in agony as the venom started to take affect. Doctor reginald watched as his veins started to turn green and his skin started to turn blue. Jack screamed in pain until he blacked out. When he came to doctor reginald was still there.<br><br>"How long have I been out?" Jack asked.<br><br>"Oh just a couple of hours, so its been a total of 16 hours since you ate the blueberry. I have to say I'm impressed, Most people that eat the blueberry don't make it that long."<br><br>"What do you plan on doing with me?"<br><br>"Well, now that the test is over we have to dispose of you. So we're going to bury you out in the ocean. but don't worry, your death will not be in vain. you're helping us create a better government."<br><br>"A better government? how?"<br><br>"Well you see this government is a dictatorship. the president of the United States is the dictator of the world. you see back in 2001 something big happened that changed the course of history. when the towers fell instead of sending troops to the Middle East we started a covert operation to take over the world. and we succeeded. we are now a dictatorship with the president as the dictator and every other country has a dictator that answers to him.<br><br>"You see we created a device that when turned on would block out all other devices and only allow us to broadcast what ever we wanted. now we knew that if we just turned it on and started broadcasting everyone would know it was us and there would be a war. So we waited and came up with a plan. you see we have this saying that if you want to make an omelet then you have to crack a couple of eggs. and that's just what we did. we cracked the eggs in the towers and blamed it on the terrorists. its called misdirection. then when everyone was focusing on that we turned on the device and started to broadcast misdirections. and it worked. everyone in the Middle East started fighting and we were able to sneak in and take over. and that's why today the president of the United States is the dictator of the world. and now that the test is over your time is up."<br><br>Doctor reginald shot Jack in the head and he fell to the ground dead. and that was the end of Jack, the man who wondered what was in the room marked project blueberry.