Thank You To All The Women Who Have Smiled At Me At The Store

I used to be a stupid beta who would buy flowers and lunch for every girl who smiled at me at the store. When I used to go grocery shopping and see that cute girl behind the deli counter, I would wait 10 minutes in line to get to her so I could smile at her to try to get a date. Now when I see a cute girl at the store, I think of my bed, my computer, my dog, my truck, and my tabletop games. And thank the girl for giving me more reasons to stay single and stay with these things.<br><br>Thank you girls!