Here’s a story.

I went to the nurse today. I said. “I’ve been having a headache this morning, do you have some Ibuprofen or acetaminophen you could give me?” <br><br>She said, “I don’t think we have that, but I have some Tylenol?” <br>I’m sorry? <br><br>I asked what the difference is. She said, “Well, for me personally, they just don’t compare.” <br><br>I said, “But aren’t they just like- two names for the same drug?” <br>And she said again, “Well, for me personally, they are the same drug, but they don’t compare.”<br><br>I’m sorry, I’m confused. Because you have that super Catholic tone. Is Tylenol a Catholic thing? <br><br>“Now, can I get some Ibuprofen?” <br>She said, “No, but I have some Motrin.”<br><br>I said, “But isn’t Motrin a brand name for Ibuprofen?” <br>And she said, “Not today.” <br><br>Not. Today. <br>As in, my personal beliefs may change tomorrow. <br><br>And you people send your kids to school? <br><br>You all are crazy.