You are not a long term substitute teacher. You are an adventurer who got the wrong address.

You were trying to go on an epic adventure; find a lost city in Peru, fight in a rebellion in a small African country, fight in a rebellion in Ireland, or something like that. You were given an address by a friend of a friend of a friend. It was supposed to be some sort of secret resistance hideout, the start of your new life as a brave adventurer. <br><br>But you got the address wrong. You accidentally put the 1 before the 3, and now you are standing in an American suburb. <br><br>You look around, confused. On one side is a house. On the other side is a school. You go into the school, thinking that perhaps the resistance fighters have gone undercover. When you approach a person in the hallway, they ask you if you are the new substitute teacher. You decide to play along, and you answer yes.<br><br>The person leads you to a classroom. On the desk, there is a stack of papers. This is your first ever teaching experience, and you still have no idea where you are or what is happening. How do you survive?