I made chili for my dad for free and he gave me a $250/yr subscription to sports illustrated. I still feel like I got ripped off.

It was for a school project and it was supposed to be a scenario where you explain how to put together this recipe, and how much it would cost for a small restaurant to make it. So I made a chili that cost around 5 dollars for 3 servings. 3 servings are 9 "units" of chili. My dad ate two servings and thought that was a very small serving. He said it would take 3 of those servings to make one for a normal human. I explain that I took 3 servings and turned them into 9 servings. He says "Daaaad?" I explain that I cut the "_servings" of chili into 3rds. He says "Oh Daaaad?" and gives me a dad look. I say "what" he says "What's the serving size of dad chili?" I say I don't know and he says "it's 3 units." I say "Are you sure?" and he says "Yes I'm positive." He then tells me that "No matter what chili is split into, it is always then split into 3rds. that is why it is so hard to make a lot of Dad Chili." I tell him that he's a liar and he says that "No it's not. I'm a dad, and I'm saying it's not a lie." He tells me that it's a fact that chili is always split into 3rds and is therefore it's own unit of measurement. He starts calling it the "dad" and I start calling it the "dad" too.<br><br>He eats it and tells me it's a "10/10 chilis" and says "the only dad chili that is better than this is the chili that I make." I tell him "the only dad chili that is better than mine is the chili dad makes" and he says "It's 9:30, dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili.". I say "It's 9:30, how's my dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili ?" and he says "It's good Dad Chili." I tell him I have enough dad chili to make 4 more servings of 3 units of chili each, or 12 units of chili. He tells me that's "a lot of dad chili" and I ask him if he wants to eat more of it. He tells me that he will eat more of it, but he doesn't know how much more of it he can eat. I tell him to "eat dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili ?" and he says "I will dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili dad chili ?" and I say "Until we run out of dad chili."<br><br>He eats until 10:00 and then he goes to bed. He comes back at 11:00 and eats again. He comes back at 12:30 and eats a "unit of chili" and then he went back to bed. He went to sleep around 4:30 after eating all of the dad chili. 5 dad chilis. 3 units each. 15 units of chili. He gained 7.5 lbs. He went to the doctor at 11:00 and they were very surprised. He walked in and someone said "Oh shit, he ate the chili!"<br><br>He then gives me a subscription to sports illustrated. I said "it's my pleasure to make you chili" and he said "well how about you just send me the chili from now on" and I tell him that I'm a college student and that I can't afford chili. He gives me a subscription to Sports Illustrated for a year. It's around 10 bucks a month. I say "thank you very much for the subscription to Sports Illustrated" and he says "you're welcome, but you had better send me more dad chili". I tell him it will cost me around 40 bucks to send it to him and he tells me to give him a call before next Friday and he will work out the details.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>&#x200B;