I woke up to a strange man in my bed

It was 2AM in the morning. I felt a little tug on the sheets and so I groggily opened my eyes. A man I had never seen before was sitting on my bed. He looked at me right in the eyes and whispered "who the fuck are you?". I froze. Still in shock. I looked at my wife. She was completely oblivious to the man. I rubbed my eyes to see if I was dreaming. Nope. He was still there. This man I had never seen before was sitting on my bed! I couldn't believe it. More out of fear than bravery I decided to act like I was him and play it cool. I asked him "who the fuck are you?". He said "I'm your brother in law". I said "my brother in law? I don't have a brother in law!". He said "no, I'm your wife's brother, you're my bro in law". I said "my wife doesn't have a brother!". Long story short, it turned out that I was the brother in law and my wife was his sister. He then got mad that I didn't recognize him. More out of fear than bravery, I acted like I was my wife and played it cool. I said "you're right, I'm so sorry, I was just tired. You're absolutely right! How could I not recognize you, you're my brother!". He said "so you're not mad at me?". I said "no, I'm not mad at you at all. You're completely right!". He said "I'm so sorry, I feel terrible". I said "no, I should be the one apologizing". I went to the kitchen to make him a sandwich. When I came back, he was in the shower (weird, right?). I looked at my wife and said "what is your brother doing here?". She said "I don't have a brother!". I said "then who is that?". She said "I don't know!". I said "there's a strange man in our house! What do we do?". She said "call the cops!". I was about to call the cops when I heard the man come out and walk out the front door. <br><br>We never saw or heard from him again.