Gammas have outcompeted sigmas on porn addiction

It used to be that sigmas were known for our porn addiction. We could beat off, pay off, and get off, and by the time we finally left the house for a pint of beer, we'd have "earned" the right to go home, and beat off, pay off, and get off some more.<br><br>But today, gammas have competed sigmas off the field and out-competed them on porn addiction. "Studies have show" that gammas, not sigmas, are the highest porn consumers. They don't stop to pay the cashier, they don't stop when they get to the car, they don't even stop when they get home and pick up the remote. Nope. Gammas are so good at porn, that they don't need soap to get their hands clean, because they don't actually touch their genitals, and they don't actually wash their hands because, well, they're gammas.<br><br>***tldr: Gammas out-compete sigmas in porn addiction***