the cops aren’t coming for you

There is no one on the Earth more ghetto, poor, and useless than a cop. the cops aren’t coming for you, you don’t matter enough for them to come and arrest you and waste all that time and paperwork and court time for a couple boxes of flex seal. they have more important things to do. the cops are coming for people who are stoned and are weaving slightly and happen to pass them on the street. they aren’t coming for you because you stole some boxes of tums. dont worry about it.