Just lit a fire in the bath tub of the hotel I’m staying in and had to be rescued by the fire department and paramedics

So here’s the story. So my hotel room has a bathtub and a shower. I’ve never been able to do the shower thing because my hair is too messy to make the water go straight down the drain. So when I bathe, I have to plug up the tub. Problem is, the tub clogs really easily. So I just have to clean it every few uses. So last night I lit some candles in the tub (trying to make it romantic but I haven’t got a woman to enjoy it with). I had to make 3 candles. I threw them in the tub and lit them. I plug up the tub, get in the water and just chill. As I’m doing that I get a little cold because the water was a bit cold. And the candles start to melt. I go back to my bed and get back in the water. As I do, I see a river of fire between the water and the tub. I had to evacuate. My whole hotel room is smoking and the fire alarm is going off. I go to the fire department (it was between 12 and 1am) and tell them what’s going on. They come into the hotel room and start spraying it with water everywhere. And the paramedics ask me if I’m okay but I’m not okay. I haven’t been okay for a while. I tell them what’s going on and they tell me maybe I should get some professional help. I can only imagine what the hotel will say when they see the room.