I met a grandma who could do anything

My grandmother is a mystic. She can do anything.<br><br>No. Anything.<br><br>Every grandma can do anything. Can you bake a chocolate cake? Can you sew a button? Can you tell a story about the war? The answer is yes.<br><br>I met a grandma who could do anything. Did she sew? Yes. Did she bake? Yes. Did she do yoga? Yes.<br><br>I met a grandma who could do anything. I wanted to know what else she can do. She told me she can do anything.<br><br>Anything.<br><br>I asked her if she could float. Yes. She floated.<br><br>I asked her if she could do magic. Yes. She waved her hand and made my coffee appear from the other room.<br><br>I asked her if she could fly. Yes. She flew to the moon.<br><br>I asked her if she could drive a car. Yes. She drove a car to the moon.<br><br>I asked her if she could speak a language. Yes. She spoke.<br><br>I asked her if she could speak Elvish. Yes. She spoke.<br><br>I asked her if she could do a handstand. Yes. She did.<br><br>I asked her if she could do a handstand on one hand. Yes. She did.<br><br>I asked her if she could do a handstand on one hand on the moon. Yes. She did.<br><br>I asked her if she could walk on water. Yes. She walked.<br><br>I asked her if she could swim through the air. Yes. She swam.<br><br>I asked her if she could breathe underwater. Yes. She breathed.<br><br>I asked her if she could talk underwater. Yes. She talked.<br><br>I asked her if she could talk to fish. Yes. She talked.<br><br>I asked her if she could talk to animals. Yes. She talked.<br><br>I asked her if she could talk to vegetables. Yes. She talked.<br><br>I asked her if she could talk to stones. Yes. She talked.<br><br>I asked her if she could shape stones. Yes. She shaped.<br><br>I asked her if she could shape metal. Yes. She shaped.<br><br>I asked her if she could look through walls. Yes. She looked.<br><br>I asked her if she could look through people. Yes. She looked.<br><br>I asked her if she could read minds. Yes. She read.<br><br>I asked her if she could speak well. Yes. She spoke.<br><br>I asked her if she could write well. Yes. She wrote.<br><br>I asked her if she could act well. Yes. She acted.<br><br>I asked her if she could sing well. Yes. She sang.<br><br>I asked her if she could sing opera. Yes. She sang.<br><br>I asked her if she could sing pop. Yes. She sang.<br><br>I asked her if she could sing rock. Yes. She sang.<br><br>I asked her if she could sing metal. Yes. She sang.<br><br>I asked her if she could sing jazz. Yes. She sang.<br><br>I asked her if she could sing well. Yes. She sang.<br><br>I asked her if she could cook well. Yes. She cooked.<br><br>I asked her if she could dance well. Yes. She danced.<br><br>I asked her if she could dance ballet. Yes. She danced.<br><br>I asked her if she could dance waltz. Yes. She danced.<br><br>I asked her if she could dance tango. Yes. She danced.<br><br>I asked her if she could do mathematics. Yes. She did.<br><br>I asked her if she could do science. Yes. She did.<br><br>I asked her if she could do engineering. Yes. She did.<br><br>I asked her if she could do magic. Yes. She did.<br><br>I asked her if she could do anything. Yes. She did.<br><br>I asked her who else could do anything. She said every grandma.