Your cat's poop is the best medicine in the world. You've decided to harvest it to sell. You've never been a fan of cats, is this worth becoming the world's largest cat owner?

I am not a cat person. I've had dogs since I was a little kid and I love them far more than cats.<br><br>Unfortunately, I have just seen the opportunity of a lifetime.<br><br>My boss sent me (and the rest of my coworkers) a CNN link about new medicine. It was such a short article, I'll just quote it.<br><br>> Today, the world saw what may be the biggest breakthrough in medical history.<br><br>> A team of scientists at the University of California San Diego have discovered the cure for cancer. It's not the first time a cure has been found, and it's certainly not the first time a team has tried to cure it.<br><br>> This time though, the scientists have gotten it right.<br><br>> The scientists have discovered that the protein found in the feces of cats has been proven to be 100% more effective at killing off cancer cells than the current biggest treatment of the disease.<br><br>> Unfortunately, this new treatment is only experimental and is not a viable treatment option at the moment.<br><br>> "It's a big breakthrough, but it's not yet a cure," said Dr. Jessica Fellows, lead scientist on the project. "We have to find a way to mass produce this new drug, and we need to do it fast."<br><br>I'm a money man. I work at a bank, helping the rich get richer.<br><br>I'm already fairly well off for being 29, so I decided to take the leap. I'm going to harvest this poop. I had a walk after work before coming back home and I've bought the largest dog kennel for sale. It's not far in the city, so I'm probably going to hire some movers to help me move it to my house tomorrow.<br><br>The cats? Well, I'm going to be a bit of a prick here. I'm going to go to my local animal shelter and get one of those cat tower things.<br><br>I'm going to get as many cat towers as I can and fill my yard with them. I'll buy about 15 cats or so, the legal limit. I'll get some automatic feeders, pet doors, and a few catboxes. We'll build a separate shed for each catbox.<br><br>If this works, I can retire before 30.