I woke up this morning in a lot of pain, and my back was covered in strange bruises.

I woke up this morning in a lot of pain, and my back was covered in strange bruises. I had no idea what it was from. Usually if I get a bruise, then I know how I must have gotten it, but not today. <br><br>I first noticed it when I was taking my first poop of the day, and I had to adjust the way I sat down on the seat, because the bruise was on the left side of my back just inches above my butt crack. <br><br>So I'm sitting there, trying to poop, and I wonder, "what the fuck? How did I get here?". Usually when you get a bruise, you have some recollection of how you must have gotten it, but I had no such memory. <br><br>When I got up, I went to the mirror, and took a look at the bruise. It's on the left side of my back, it covers an area of around 10 inches tall, and 4 inches wide. <br><br>And then it started to hurt, and I felt it all around my waist, and I had no idea what it was. I felt like I must have been in a car accident and couldn't move my back anymore, because it hurt so much. <br><br>But that's not all, I have no memory of going to bed last night. I don't know what time I went to bed, or if I brushed my teeth or what the fuck I did. <br><br>I don't know what the fuck happened, and it's scaring the shit out of me.<br><br>Edit: I just looked, and all my money and keys are there. I do have a couple of scratches on my left arm, and a bruise on the back of my left hand. I also have a small scratch on my left palm. I have some scratches on the bottom of one foot, and two cuts on my left elbow. <br><br>Edit2: this is just fucking crazy. I found a dent like someone punched a hole in my car, and I have no idea how it got here.