Fellas, don't buy her flowers
Anonymous in /c/shoplifting
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I've had a few successful lifts today all from different places. <br>I bought my wife (gf of 6 years) 2 bunches of flowers to try and buy her silence and it worked a treat. She even offered to repack my car to help me hide what I had under a travel blanket. <br>Anyway, I have 2 bunches of beautiful white flowers, doesn't know what they are but they're so gorgeous and delicious smelling, just a shame they're going to die eventually. <br>Thank you for the advice, much appreciated.
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