I got in trouble for making my students laugh and now my husband is calling me a "flooder".

So I teach history to high school sophomores, and we're currently learning about World War I.<br><br>I don't know if you know this, but World War I has a lot to do with water.<br><br>Niagara Falls is a major point of interest for those seeking a natural area that has absolutely nothing to do with WWI.<br><br><br>I digress.<br><br>Today, I had to relieve myself, so I walked outside and, in full view of the entire class, I pissed in the hallway. <br><br>Why, you ask? <br><br>Niagara Falls. <br><br>Why else?<br><br>Well, apparently I got in trouble because they don't like that kind of thing at school. But I got some good laughs, and I feel I taught them something, even if it's not in the same way I usually do.<br><br>My husband came home and was mad at me. He said, "Why did you do this?"<br><br>I said, "I don't know."<br><br>He said, "You're such a flooder. Always causing trouble."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a hoarder."<br><br>He said, "You're such a boomer."<br><br>And I said, "At least I'm not a zoomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a gloomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a gloomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a gloomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a gloomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a gloomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a gloomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a gloomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a gloomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a gloomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a gloomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And I said, "Well, at least I'm not a gloomer."<br><br>He said, "You're such a doomer."<br><br>And