A dating app for anti-dating

Let's call it "Pig." A dating app that works for people who are anti-dating, but who still want to date.<br><br>Here's how it works:<br><br>1. With a dating app, you make a profile, swipe through some pictures with maybe a few sentences describing the person in the photo, and get matched with someone. Then you chat for a while and decide whether you want to meet up.<br><br>Pig works like this, but it also does this:<br><br>2. You have an AI chat bot that scans your conversations, the way that Google's chatbot did. But instead of using it to learn how to chat like normal humans, Pig uses it to track your "Pig Points" score.<br><br>3. Pig Points are scored based on how un falsely positive you sound, and how un supportive and un nurturing you sound. This is done by the AI chatbot. If you promise to call someone in the morning and you do, then that's subtracted from your score. But if you say "I'll call you in the morning" but you don't call until the next afternoon, then you'll get points for that.<br><br>4. If you promise to want to see someone every day, and then you don't for a day or two, then that's subtracted from your score.<br><br>5. If your conversation sounds like the conversation from the movie "WALL-E," where the woman in the space ship says, "I can't believe I'm talking to a soda can," and the soda can responds, "I can't believe I'm talking to a fat person," then that's a huge credit to your Pig Points score.<br><br>6. If the other person in the conversation wants to take things to the next level, and you get cold feet and say "I'm not ready for that," then your score is penalized- unless you throw in an insult, like "I'm not ready for that with you because you're not ready for an adult relationship."<br><br>7. With Pig Points, you can acquire different levels of status, like Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, and Black.<br><br>8. At higher levels, you can get benefits like accessing "Pig of the Month" or "Pig of the Year" awards, where you get to vote for the woman of your dreams.<br><br>9. At higher levels, you also get to see your "Pig Points" score, but it goes up and down based on your conversation strategy.<br><br>10. In order to acquire higher levels, you have to make a purchase of "Pig Coins" or "Pig Cash," which is used to buy virtual "Pig Food," which you can use to purchase higher levels.<br><br>11. If your conversation is like a falsely positive Disney movie, then you're penalized by the AI chatbot, but if you buy more "Pig Food" and get a higher level, then you can unlock a "Pig Translator" device, which translates your conversation into something like this falsely positive Disney movie. So if you said "I love you," the AI device will translate it into something like, "I'm just saying this to get what I want from you and once I'm done with that, I'll throw you away like yesterday's garbage." If the AI chatbot is penalizing you for saying "I love you," then you can use "Pig Cash" to buy more "Pig Food" and get a higher level with a "Pig Translator."