Just learned how to win as the dog in Monopoly.

According to the dog’s rules of Monopoly:<br><br>1. Treat all Monopoly money as dog money. (Dog money is worth nothing.)<br>2. Treat all Monopoly houses as dog houses.<br>3. Treat the Monopoly dog as a real dog. (You.)<br>4. Treat the Monopoly cat as a real dog. (You.)<br>5. Treat the Monopoly iron as a real dog. (You.)<br>6. The Monopoly dog (or cat or iron) is your house.<br><br>According to these rules:<br><br>1. Do not collect any Monopoly money. It is worth nothing. Ignore it.<br>2. Do not buy any Monopoly properties.<br>3. Do not buy houses or hotels.<br>4. Do not collect any rent or pay rent.<br>5. Do not move the dog around the board. You are the dog. You live in the dog house (which you do not buy from the bank).<br>6. Whenever the dog (you) is in the same dog house as another dog, you bark at them and send them back to your dog house.<br><br>The game ends when all dogs are in the dog house. According to dog rules, the dog house has no dog. So, you win.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>Treat everyone like a dog.