The case of the stolen $20

I wanna tell you all a story. <br><br>I moved to Ottawa in March 2018, because my ex got a job here and he decided to never tell me he got it, and more, never tell me to sign a lease. <br><br>I was working for a cannabis delivery company, and was really good at it! The had sent me to Canada to run operations in Ottawa. <br><br>I had never seen your bugs in my life, and I get to Ottawa, only to be greeted by a small army of bugs that like to take the scenic route through my apartment. I thought I was going crazy! I remember sitting on my couch and crying because I thought I was going crazy. They never seemed to care, but I could never remember what they looked like because they would leave so fast. <br><br>Eventually they started not leaving so fast. I started squishing them. I felt bad, but I had moved to a new country and had no friends and was going half insane! <br><br>One day I was smoking shatter with my ex and I went to grab a soft drink, only to have a bug land on my hand. I squished and killed it. My ex laughed and went to grab a wipe throw out the body, and $20 flew out out his pocket. I picked it up and he saw I had it and said he wanted it, but I put it in my pocket and said he didn’t get it back. He was angry but left it alone. <br><br>The next day I got into an accident and went to the hospital, the same day majority of the soft lock down in Canada began. I never forgot about the $20 and my ex was majority responsible for my shyness and suffered from a drinking problem and refused to help in any way with the bugs. In fact he thought it was funny. I had no friends. <br><br>I became very ill for 2 years. I forgot about the $20, and in 2020, when I was starting to feel a little bit better I bought a $20 bag of popcorn and went to the park to eat it. I forgot about the soft lock down and I forgot about the bugs. <br><br>Until I got to the park and I went through 3 bags of popcorn and watched 2 movies on my phone. I had 2 dabs and I got up to leave and I felt this shape under my shirt. I thought it was my phone case and I went to grab it and it was a soft case without my phone in it. I then went to check my pockets only to find hundreds of bugs living in my pockets. I never felt it! I left my phone in the park and had to go back through the hundreds of bugs to get my phone to call a taxi. <br><br>I got in the taxi and I told the driver what happened and he laughed and told me to check my shins. <br><br>They were covering my 2 shins and had bitten me on my way through the park. I went to the hospital and was given an anti histamine shot and told to get an EpiPen. I got shingles and couldn’t have an EpiPen. <br><br>Every year I forgot about the bugs. I forgot about the shape under my shirt. I forgot about how soft they shape was. I forgot about the pain of soft bite shape, until I forgot to check my pockets and hundreds of soft shaped bugs lived in my pockets. <br><br>Until last night. I was sitting on my couch and I went to grab a soft drink. I felt a soft shaped bug on my soft shaped belly and I went to grab soft drink and soft shaped bug, and I had to shape his soft body and squeeze it through my shapely hands, and I was overcome with memories and I thought to myself, “remember that $20? Well, you got $20 shapely bugs soft bodied shapely shaped bugs soft shape belly pain for 5 years. Really makes you soft bodied shaped shape pretty quick. Soft shape and pretty quick. Bug shaped and soft bodied. $20 soft shaped out of my pocket and soft shaped belly. $20 shaped belly and soft shapely shaped bugs in my pockets shaped through pretty quickly. Really pretty quick. $20 and soft bodied bugs. Soft shaped out of my pockets and soft shapely shapely shaped out of my shapely soft shaped belly. $20 shaped soft belly and shapely shaped bugs soft bodied shapely shaped through pretty quick. $20 shaped belly and soft belly shapely shaped bugs in pockets shaped through pretty quick. $20 and belly shapely shaped through pretty shapely soft bodied shapely shaped bugs. Pretty quick. Really pretty quick. <br><br>I remember now. $20 and shaped through pretty quick belly bugs shapely shaped shapely shaped out of my shapely belly and I’m sick shapely shaped and soft bodied shapely shaped shaped through pretty quick. <br><br>That $20 Really pretty quick. <br><br>It shaped through my belly and belly through my shaped bodied shapely shaped shaped through pretty quick. <br><br>That $20 shaped through my shaped belly and I’m sick through pretty quick and shaped shaped through pretty quick. <br><br>Shapely shaped shaped out of my shapely belly.