Funny thing about being a dad

There was this girl in my 4th grade class named Rhonda. Rhonda was not anything special, she was just another girl in the class, and I did not even know where she lived.<br><br>I was at home eating breakfast one morning (grits and eggs), and the doorbell rang. I was at the table eating, and my mom reminded me to always speak with my mouth closed. There was a girl at the door, and it was Rhonda. I had never seen her outside of school before. I was a little surprised, but my mom said she was out showing her where I lived. I didn't know why she was doing that, but whatever. I was in 4th grade, I didn't know much. <br><br>Funny thing about being a dad...I know where every single one of my ex girlfriends lives. I know where the girl I dated in the 7th grade lives, and I know where the girl I dated in the 9th grade lives. I dont even know their last names, or even if they are married. But I can go to their house right now and knock on the door because I know exactly where each and every one of them lives. <br><br>I bet if I walked up to the girl I dated in the 9th grade's house and started knocking on the door, she would let me in and hand me a bowl of grits and eggs, and not even know why.