The Man in the Woods

A man once lived with his mother deep in the woods. One day he went into town to buy a new axe to replace the one he lost. His mother gave him a little money to buy food or a little drink. He went into the tavern and found a bar with a VERY pretty bar tender. She started talking to him and was REALLY REALLY nice. He stayed there for a long time talking with her. She started flirting with him he was surprised and took the chance to flirt with her. He stayed for a little longer and then left the tavern to find a place to stay for the night. He found a cheap place to stay at. He went to bed and dreamt of the bar tender. He started to get a woody and he resisted it at first but he couldn't. He jacked off and took a little nap before leaving to buy the new axe. He bought the new axe and decided to go back to the tavern to see the bar tender again. She was really REALLY happy to see him and started flirting with him again, even more than before. He stayed there for a little longer than he did the day before. After a long time he left again to go to bed. He stayed at the same place and dreamt of the bar tender again and jacked off before falling asleep. He left to go home. He took the long way home so he could avoid the tavern. He got home and his mother was really happy to see him. He gave her the new axe. She was happy he was home and she was happy he was safe. She tried to get information out of him but he didn't give her any. He didn't want her to know he stayed for two days. He just said he was too tired to walk so he went to a cheap place to stay. He said he met a girl that was with a few men. She kept asking but he kept giving her the same answer. She eventually stopped asking but she was still curious. She thought he might have met a girl at the tavern.