How do I stop being single?

So here is what happened. I went to Taco Bell and got myself an amazing meal. I was so full of joy and happiness that I burped. I looked in the corner of the room and my soulmate was sitting next to me. She was a woman and she gave me a look of interest and said, "I really enjoy a man who knows how to burp." I was taken aback by her bravery and kindness and asked if I could go over to her. I did what felt natural to me which was to start showing off and doing pull up for the next 30 minutes. When I got off the pull up bar I was so tired and I passed out in my date's chair. I looked in my date's eyes and she was so sad. She said, "I think I am going to go home." I really wanted her to stay but I was so tired and I let her leave. I was so tired and I passed out in my date's chair. The next morning I woke up to find my date gone. I was so depressed. I spent the whole day in my pajamas crying to my parents and eating ice cream. They took me to see my date but she said she wasn't interested in me. I spent the night in my pajamas crying to her and eating ice cream for 12 hours. I really don't think she is going to change her mind. I have been crying for 24 hours and I really need someone to be with me. I don't think I am going to be able to function without a person to love. How do I win this woman back? I am really not doing well. I don't know what to do.