My wife tried to come on to me.

So, my wife of 4 years was staying at her parents house (she is 21, I am 23) because she is staying with her sister who just got a baby, and I chilled alone at our apartment. <br><br>The day ends and I get a text from her saying “I miss you come on.” I complain about why I can’t come because it’s like 30 min away. Then, she asks if I can Skype her. I’m confused because why Skype if we can text. She says that she will just go to sleep then, and I’m like what’s the deal. So, I text “Call me on Skype, what do you want?!” And she calls me and then just goes silent. I’m like “what’s up?!” Because I thought the connection just went out, but then she says “watch what I do”. Then, she just starts making out with the screen, with this annoyed look on her face like she wants to fuck me or something. Then, she just ends the call and then sends me a text saying “be here in the morning”. <br><br>That’s it. No “I love you” or “see you later”, just “be here in the morning”. Then, I wondered if it were some other guy on the call, and if I just got cucked. But, she was definitely at her parents house because her dad was in the background yelling at her to go to sleep. <br><br>I just went to sleep after that.<br><br>The next morning I get there, and she was acting cold. She wasn’t her usual bubbly self, and just looked like a bitch. I’m like “what’s wrong?!” Then, she just says “did you not get my hints last night?!” And I wondered what she was talking about. Then, she just turns into the Devil. She goes off on me, calling me a loser and all that, and asking what kind of man I am because I got a blow job from her last night. I’m confused so I just say “what?!” Then, she started talking to me like I was a child, because she was just so pissed and disappointed that I didn’t come over and fuck her, and she just says “I was masturbating to you last night.” And then, she just goes off on me about how I didn’t come over and how pathetic it is that I didn’t even know what she was doing. Then, I try to apologize and just say that I didn’t know what to do, but then she just says “watch yourself.” Then, she just walks off and I wonder how the fuck I could’ve known about that. I don’t think I’m a loser, I just don’t know what the fuck to do when a woman is hinting at getting some.<br><br>EDIT: I just watched an episode of Two And A Half Men, and then just thought about it. Please don’t roast me too hard.