Back in my day.....

You young'uns and your fancy bug catchers, bug grabbers and your Cthulhu traps. I remember the first time I ever caught a bug, I had to make my own trap, from scratch, with my bare hands, out in the blistering snow, 12 feet deep. I used to have to kill the bugs with my own hands, no fancy kettle, no heat gun, no chemicals. I would CARRY the bugs out of my house, down to the nearest lake and drown them myself. Your generation is so soft you think you can catch bugs with your Cthulhu traps and your Cricut Stickers, back in my day we didn't have none of this nonsense, you can keep your fancy bug catchers and your fancy houseplants, I'll stick to how it was back in my day, thank you very much!