If you are new to this sub, and live in America, there is a good chance that this will be a long, bumpy ride, so buckle up!

•There is no timeline for when they will eventually leave, but generally, there are signs that they will start heading back to trees in March/April.<br>•They secrete a stinky fluid when they are harmed or annoyed, so don’t swat them or squash them. <br>•They don’t bite or sting. <br>•They don’t cost you money, or move into your walls, like bats do. <br>•They won’t cut through your siding to eat your house like termites do.<br>•They won’t plot against you like raccoons do.<br>•They don’t carry diseases like ticks do.<br>•They won’t eat your boiler like the old lady who swallowed a fly did.<br>•They won’t eat your houseplants like spider mites do.<br>•They don’t leave droppings everywhere like pigeons do.<br>•They won’t steal your food like cockroaches do. <br>•They won’t rob you like bumblebees do. <br>•This is the last time you’ll be seeing this post.